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Randy Travis Coloring Book part 2

now that Thanksgiving is over and black Friday winds to a finish let us curl up with a turkey sammich to the second half of the Randy Travis Coloring Book.

...otherwise people will think that you are to pretty to be a real cowboy.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

What'd ya know Big Red is Red

...by giveing them roofies.

As is my wife, Wife.

I thought his name was BIG RED? Ha! Randy Travis is a Liar

...and how the voices in my head tell me to steal it from young babies.

... and makes sure Wife doesn't leave.

And What Color Might That Be Randy?

Quit toying with my emotions you suave southern man you.

Well That Does it for the Randy Travis Coloring Book. Drop by next week for the next page of G.I. Joe: The Lost Tales.

Randy Travis Coloring Book part 1

For those of you who don't know I work at a children's mental heath facility. One day i was at work cleaning up a cabinet when in a pile of coloring books i find and oddity. I was awestruck by it's sheer camp value and for the good of mankind i had to preserve and share it. Ladies and gentlemen I present... The Randy Travis Coloring Book.

The Cover my first Taste of the joys to come.

First Page Into the book and Randy Has to give us the Hard Sell

Bravo Randy you just told everyone how to write music.

Ok, I'll make a note of that.

Riding horses and looking as much like a butch queer as possible.

Most people own a farm to work Randy not to relax.

Hey kids this is where your mom slept last night.

...and will do sexual favors when you are covered in peanut butter.

...and help you mullet grow even faster.

...and to pick up Lot Lizards.

cause I'm so fucking drunk i can barely stand up.

...so I'm gonna sing my new hit Nazi supermen are our superiors.

Tune in Friday For Part 2